Omo, No Be Small Thing Oh!
So due to economic crisis rocking the country lately, bedmatics have begun to suffer more.
I told the last couple I had see me yesterday not to allow circumstances steal one of life’s gifts to us. Hmmn!
Well, this time I would be standing with the girls as I would be doing a series which I titled ‘How To Be Our Man’ from the perspectives of a lady.
A MAN GOES DOWN.
That song by our Lagaja – ‘Go Below’ just popped in my head.
Mr man, Do not give excuses.
Mr man, Offer no hesitation.
Be a gentleman; don’t always wait to be asked; offer.
Bend low and you will conquer.
Don’t complain about hair, smell, consistency. Take steps to make sure it’s all cleared ; afterall ‘Na Your Woman Sef’
Be willing to stay there about as long as your sitcom lasts, and possibly longer.
If she taps your shoulder and says, ‘It’s okay, you can come up,’ you should probably respond by moving right or left or ask if she needs you to do anything specifically.
In the end, you will be heavily rewarded. Winks.
It’s a very cold night in Kano.
I love you, I love your health.
Your favourite family physician,